As a Lambeth resident, you’re probably wondering: “Will my recycling still get collected on a Wednesday?” Short answer: yes, probably. The election didn’t change the council’s overall direction, but it did send a message. Labour now knows they can’t take your vote for granted—like a partner who suddenly realises they need to do the dishes.
Lambeth Election Results: Full South London Council Wins
One big issue was housing. Everyone in Lambeth has a story about a flat that costs more than a small car per month. The council promised more affordable homes, but so far, it’s like ordering a salad and getting a single lettuce leaf. The Lib Dems capitalised on this, sneaking in by promising to “unlock empty properties.”
Low Turnout? Classic Lambeth
Here’s the funny bit: only about 35% of voters actually showed up. That’s like giving a standing ovation to a band that played to an empty hall. Most people were probably too busy dodging potholes or trying to find a parking spot. One of my neighbours said she forgot—she was “waiting for the TikTok notification.” I get it.
The real winner might be the local coffee shops. During voting, queues were long at the polling stations in West Norwood and Brixton, so people grabbed a flat white to cope. Democracy tastes better with caffeine.
