The real magic of this park is that it doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not. It’s not posh. It’s not silent. It’s not Instagram-minimalist. Thank heavens for that. You get the sound of seagulls arguing at 5 AM, the smell of bacon frying from three caravans away, and the sight of kids running around with ice cream all over their faces. That’s a holiday.
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And the location? Brilliant. You can walk to the Ilfracombe Tunnels Beaches in about 20 minutes (downhill, remember?), or drive to the Wildlife and Dinosaur Park for a day of pretending you’re in Jurassic Park. The town itself has a mix of quirky shops and proper pubs. Try The George Bateman for a pint that tastes like it was brewed by whales.
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Book early. Like, yesterday early. This place is popular with families who know exactly what they’re doing. And if you get a pitch near the playground, bring earplugs. I’m kidding... mostly. The kids are having fun, and you’ll remember why you brought them in the first place.
So, if you want a holiday that feels like a proper British escape — messy, noisy, and full of chips — Ilfracombe Holiday Park on Marlborough Road is your spot. Dave finally got his tent up after three hours and a mild argument with a windbreak. He texted me from reception to book a caravan for next year. I think that says it all.
