So, to sum it up: Mon-Sat: 8am-8pm. Sun: 11am-5pm. Write it on your hand. Tattoo it on your soul. Or just, you know, save this article in your bookmarks. I don’t mind.
Listen, I know it’s just a supermarket. But it’s our supermarket. The one with the nice cheese section and the staff who actually smile. So don’t let a bad timing mistake ruin your day. Get that prawn sandwich. Get those cushion covers you don’t need. You’ve earned it.
Now go forth and shop, my friend. And if you see a Percy Pig? Grab me one. I’ll pay you back. Promise.
