Now that you've got your potato, it's time to give it a bit of a makeover. Wash that spud clean, and poke some holes in it with a fork - don't worry, it won't feel a thing! This is like the potato equivalent of a spa day, minus the cucumber water and soothing music.
Next, rub that potato with a bit of oil and sprinkle some salt on it - because, let's be real, everything is better with a bit of salt! Now, if you're feeling fancy, you can add some other seasonings like garlic powder or paprika, but let's not get too crazy here.