Bed bugs are nature’s little gaslighters. They make you feel itchy, paranoid, and convinced you’re dirty—but cleanliness has nothing to do with it. These hitchhikers catch rides on luggage, secondhand furniture, and even library books. They don’t care if you’re a minimalist or a hoarder; they just want your blood (romantic, right?).
So, put down the flamethrower. Heat is your friend, but controlled heat. A blowtorch will just set your apartment ablaze and singe your eyebrows. Instead, think like a ninja: quiet, precise, and a little cruel.
