So, there you have it - the lowdown on pizza calories. And while it's not the most encouraging news for those of us who love to indulge in a slice (or three), it's not all bad. After all, pizza is still one of the greatest foods on the planet, and a little bit of moderation can go a long way.
In fact, some studies have even shown that pizza can be a part of a healthy diet, as long as you're not overdoing it. And let's be real, who needs a boring old salad when you can have a slice of pizza instead? It's all about balance, people - and a little bit of pizza magic can make even the most mundane day a little brighter.
And finally, here's a fun fact to leave you with: the world's largest pizza was over 13,000 square feet and required over 10,000 pounds of flour and cheese to make. That's a whole lotta calories - but hey, who's counting, right? So go ahead, grab a slice (or three), and remember: everything in moderation, including pizza!