Post-microsuction, your ears feel light. Like, hollow but in a good way. You’ll hear the crisp snap of a celery stick from across the kitchen. You’ll notice the faint hum of the refrigerator you’ve been ignoring for three years. Your own chewing will sound like a thunderstorm, but don’t panic—it fades.
You might even start to hear conversations you weren’t meant to. Like, “Did he just say ‘earwax’?” Yes, yes, they did. And you’re a proud, newly unclogged member of that club.
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A Word on Prevention (Because Yes, It Will Come Back)
Look, earwax is like that friend who “forgets” to leave after a party. It will return. But you can slow it down by avoiding cotton buds (which just push wax deeper) or those candle things that look like party decorations but are actually useless. Stick with microsuction every 6 to 12 months.
Consider it a tune-up for your hearing, like an oil change for your soul. And your soul probably needs to hear the opening riff of “Bohemian Rhapsody” in full, crisp stereo again.
