Now, you might be thinking, "what's the worst that could happen if I put the legs up?" Well, my friend, let me tell you, it's a recipe for disaster! The turkey could tip over, causing a massive oil spill, or worse, a fire that'll make your Thanksgiving dinner go up in flames. Not exactly the kind of smoking hot turkey you're looking for!
On the other hand, with the legs down, the turkey will be nice and stable, allowing the oil to circulate evenly and cook the bird to perfection. It's like a science experiment, but with more delicious results! Just make sure to use a large enough pot, or you'll end up with a greasy mess on your hands.