Let’s start with the biggest name: Liam Payne is rumored to be flying in. Yes, from One Direction. He’ll probably try to cook rice on a stick and cry about missing his hair gel. Iconic.
Then there’s Gemma Collins, back for round two. She claims she “owes it to the fans.” Really, she just wants to scream at a spider for two weeks. We love that energy.
Don’t forget Boris Johnson—or is it a wax figure? He’s apparently signed up to “connect with real Brits.” Expect him to eat a testicle and blame it on Brexit. So on brand.
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Here’s where it gets weird. A former Love Island contestant named Keziah is joining. She’s famous for crying over a cocktail. Now she’ll cry over a witchetty grub. Growth.
Also, Professor Brian Cox is a shock entry. The astrophysicist wants to “observe primate behavior.” Mate, you’re the primate now. Welcome to the jungle.
And the best one? Mrs. Patmore’s stunt double from Downton Abbey. She’s 78, loves bingo, and will absolutely win the eating trial. UK viewers will vote her queen by day three.
