Rumors are flying that Prissy and Liam will clash over fire-building. She wants a “proper operatic flame.” He wants to use his vape juice as accelerant. Ant and Dec are already giggling behind their hands.
Meanwhile, Dr. Mabel has started a “Jungle Book Club.” She’s forcing everyone to read Brief Answers to the Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Barry the Biscuit just wants to know if the paperback edition is gluten-free.
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Quirky Facts That’ll Make You Laugh
Did you know that Zara Zooom once survived a 40-foot fall into a haystack? She landed on a sleeping pig. The pig was fine. She named it Sir Oink-a-Lot. Yes, that’s the second “Sir” in this cast.
Also, Liam has a fear of bananas. Not eating them—just looking at them. The jungle is 90% bananas. This will be hilarious to watch. He’ll probably build a banana-blind tent.
And Prissy only eats food that’s purple. She claims it “aligns her chakras.” The camp cooks are already panic-buying purple kale. Barry is just happy it’s not a Jaffa Cake challenge.
