The tour is already selling out in pre-sales, so if you’re serious, have your credit card ready on the public sale date. Pro tip: buy tickets for a Tuesday show—they’re cheaper, and the crowd is usually full of the real fans, not the Instagram influencers. And for the love of all things emo, do not wear a Nirvana shirt to the concert. We have standards.
So, check your bank account, dust off your old band hoodie, and ask yourself: “Am I ready to time travel to 2009 for three hours?” If the answer is yes, I’ll see you in the pit. Just don’t elbow me—I’m saving my energy for the encore.
