Let’s say you miss the cut-off. The world does not end. The Grinch does not steal your tree. You have options. First: Lean into the narrative. Just tell your recipient, “Your gift is on a magical journey. It’s experiencing the wonder of the postal system during the holidays. It’s character building for the package.”
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Second: Print a photo of the gift. Wrap it in an old cereal box. Write “Voucher for One (1) Real Present” on it. The sheer audacity will be hilarious. People remember quirky gifts way more than perfect ones. I once got a framed photo of a pizza because the pizza was still in the oven. It’s a core memory now.
Third: Remember that the real gift is being together (or connecting on a video call while wearing a ridiculous sweater). The postal service is just the middleman. If the middleman is busy eating Christmas cookies, that’s okay. Your love doesn’t need a tracking number.
