Sometimes the most cutest dog is one you don’t expect. Like a scruffy terrier with a beard. Or a hairless Chinese Crested that looks like a tiny alien. They’re ugly-cute. And ugly-cute is a whole different level.
You look at one and think, “That’s weird.” Then five seconds later, you’re trying to adopt it. That’s how they get you. They’re the underdogs of the underdog world.
So, What’s The Answer?
I’m not going to give you one answer, because that would be a trap. The cutest type of dog is the one that makes you smile without trying. Maybe it’s a fluffy Samoyed. Maybe it’s a scrappy mutt. Maybe it’s your neighbor’s grumpy pug that only likes you because you have bacon.
But if I had to pick? The golden retriever. That derpy grin is unstoppable. Or the mutt. Or the Pomeranian. See? I can’t choose. And that’s the beautiful thing about dogs—they’re all cute in their own ridiculous ways. Even the ones that snore. Especially the ones that snore.
So go ahead, argue with me in the comments. Tell me your dog is cuter. I’ll believe you. Because you’re right. Your dog is the cutest. And that’s the only rule that matters.
