So here’s the real punchline. Australia’s wildlife is dangerous because the country is old, dry, and unpredictable. To survive here, animals needed to be tough, venomous, or weird.
They didn’t evolve to fight you. They evolved to fight starvation, drought, and each other. You just happen to be made of the same squishy stuff as their prey.
It’s like showing up to a fight club with a suit of armor, only to find everyone else brought laser guns and poison darts. You’re over-equipped for a fistfight, but under-equipped for their world.
