Here’s where it gets fun. Because Janet is so private, every glimpse of Eissa feels like a national holiday. We see a blurry hand in an Instagram story, and we’re doing forensic analysis. "Is that a birthday cake? He must be turning seven!"
But here’s the thing: she has shared a few killer photos. Remember the one from his 5th birthday? It was a "Woody from Toy Story" theme. The kid has great style. Apple doesn’t fall far from the "Love Will Never Do (Without You)" tree.
Eissa Al Mana : Inside Janet Jackson’s Life as a Mom and Her Son’s
The math is solid. Born 2017. Plus seven years. Equals a little dude who’s probably too cool for his mom’s music already. "Mom, stop dancing to 'Nasty.' It’s embarrassing." Classic.
What’s He Like? (Speculation, Obviously)
We don’t know much, but we know some things. He’s been spotted in public with Janet at Disneyland. Like any normal, slightly famous child, he loves oversized Mickey ears. I bet he demands ice cream at ten in the morning.
Janet has said he’s a "wise old soul." She also said he watches her dancing videos and laughs. Imagine having Janet Jackson as your bedtime storyteller. "And then I did the running man in the 'Alright' video, and the world lost its mind."
The internet loves to ask, "Is he a mini version of Janet or his dad?" Smart money says he’s got Janet’s killer eyes and his dad’s ability to buy an island. A dangerous combination.