Sometimes you find a spider in your bed. It’s not personal; it’s just lost. Scoop it into a cup and release it outside. You’ll feel like a merciful god. Or scream and throw the cup—no judgment.
Remember: spiders are actually scared of you. You are 100,000 times larger than them. They think you’re a hairy monster. So if you can’t beat ‘em, just block the door cracks, spray some peppermint, and enjoy a summer without mosquito bites. And if you still freak out? There’s always a professional exterminator—or a very brave roommate.
Now go forth and reclaim your home. And maybe buy a flyswatter for the moths.