Look, the opening is slow. You herd goats. You fetch a cradle. It’s a tutorial scandal. A remake could speed it up or make it optional.
Also, the tears of light segments in the twilight realm were tedious. You collect 16 glowing orbs while chasing shadow bugs. It’s a fetch quest with moody lighting. Speed it up, please.
Small changes. Big impact. Keep the soul. Lose the padding.
The Final Pitch
Twilight Princess is a masterpiece with rough edges. It deserves the same love as Link’s Awakening or Skyward Sword. A Switch 2 remake could be the definitive version.
You get the wolf, the midna, the epic gong of the boss keys. You get the best fishing mini-game in the series. You get to howl at the moon in gorgeous 4K.
So, Nintendo, do it. Make it happen. Give us the Wolf Link HD we’ve been dreaming about. We’re ready to ride that twilight again.