Think about it. We are a species that invented fire, space travel, and tacos. Yet we struggle to press a button on a $150 wristwatch. It’s poetic. It’s humbling. And it’s 100% your new reality.
Turning on a Fitbit Alta is a tiny ritual of modern life. It’s not hard. It’s just oddly specific. But once you master it, you’ll feel like a genius. You’ll look at your wrist and smirk. You are in control.
Now go for a walk. The Alta is watching. And it wants steps. Lots of steps. Happy tapping.
