Getting rid of pigeons isn't a sprint; it’s a mildly annoying marathon with a lot of shouting. But combine spikes, netting, noise, and a strict no-bread policy, and you’ll reclaim your territory. Your balcony will be yours again—a place to drink coffee without feeling like you’re in a nature documentary narrated by a grumpy pigeon.
And if all else fails? Just remember: pigeons are dumb enough to walk into spinning doors at airports. You are smarter than a pigeon. Go show them who’s boss. Just maybe don’t smile too big when you do—they’ll take it as a sign to stay.