It wouldn’t be jungle season without a ring-in from another reality show. Meet Chloe-May (yes, just one name, like Cher). She was famous for being a villain on The Bachelor UK in 2026. She’s since reinvented herself as a life coach. I can already hear the campfire arguments about her “vibe.”
We also have Dan the Fireman, an actual firefighter who won a reality competition show about saving puppies. He’s so wholesome it hurts. I fully expect him to build a five-star shelter out of palm leaves while everyone else complains about the toilet situation. He’s the one you vote for because he reminds you of your nice neighbor.
