Let’s be honest. No matter what you do, cut watermelon has a shelf life. It’s like a flower— it wants to be enjoyed now.
Don’t buy a monster melon if you live alone. It’s a trap. Buy a smaller one, or invite friends over.
Your goal is to devour it within three to four days of cutting. After that, even the paper towel trick can’t save you.
So, slice it. Store it right. And then, for goodness’ sake, eat it. Life’s too short for sad, rubbery watermelon.
Now, go forth and be the watermelon hero your fridge deserves. You’ve got this. Cheers.
