Let’s be real: a celebrity having a baby is not world news. But this is Lady Gaga. She once wore a dress made of raw meat. She arrived at the Grammys in an egg.
Now she’s pushing a stroller with dinosaur onesies. The juxtaposition is chef’s kiss. It’s proof that even alien-pop stars become soft, gooey parents.
And Michael Polansky? He’s a Harvard grad who runs a tech foundation. He’s the calm to her storm. Seeing them as a little family unit is oddly heartwarming.
The Internet Reacts (Of Course)
Social media lost its mind. Fans are calling the baby “Little Monster Jr.” Some are Photoshoping Gaga’s meat dress onto the stroller. It’s beautiful chaos.
Lady Gaga introduces Michael Polansky as her fiancé in Paris | CNN
One tweet said: “Gaga had a baby before I got my laundry done. Respect.” Another user pointed out: “She named her album ‘Chromatica,’ so the baby is probably named ‘Synthwave.’”
We don’t know the name. But we need to know. Is it weird? Is it normal? Is it something like “Apple” or “X Æ A-Xii”? Gaga doesn’t do normal names.
