Ivy is the stubborn friend who won’t admit the party is over. You will probably have to repeat these steps for a full year. Every time you see a tiny, innocent-looking green shoot poking its head up, pull it immediately. Do not let it get comfortable.
Treat it like a bad habit: the moment you ignore it, it comes back stronger. But here’s the good news: after a few months of consistent snipping, yanking, and boiling, your garden will start to breathe again. Your roses will thank you. The brick wall will look relieved.
And you? You’ll walk outside, drink your coffee, and smile at that empty spot where the ivy used to be. You’ll feel like a champion, a true warrior. Just remember: ivy is patient, but you can be more patient. And you have coffee. It has dirt. Advantage: you.
