Look, the policy is there for safety. But let’s be honest: it’s also a test of your patience and creativity. If you show up with a clear bag, a blanket, and a sealed water bottle, you are winning at life. You are the MVP of the parking lot.
So, pack light. Pack clear. And if you see someone with a giant opaque backpack, just wave. They’re going back to their car, and you—you glorious, transparent-pursed genius—are heading straight to the gate. Enjoy the show!
