Blizzard announced the open beta for this beta starts next Tuesday. Yes, it’s a beta of a beta. Only Blizzard would do that.
Early access goes to players who have three max-level characters in Classic, Retail, and Hardcore. If you’re that committed, congratulations. You’re part of the problem, and we love you.
Everyone else gets a queue. A really, really long queue. Rumor has it the queue simulator is already more popular than some actual MMOs.
Quirky Features You Need to Know About
Here’s where it gets wild. Every mount you summon has a 5% chance to explode. You fall to the ground, but your mount is fine. It just doesn’t want to carry you today.
NEW News On FOLLOWER Dungeons Will CHANGE WoW FOREVER! 10.2.5 Warcraft
Dungeon bosses now drop Twitter threads. No, really. You kill a dragon, and a pop-up shows a four-tweet rant about loot distribution. It’s hilarious, and slightly infuriating.
All quest text is written in meme format. That’s right. “Bring me 10 wolf hearts” becomes “I require thy wolf organs, if thou art worthy (and also a parking spot).” The writing team went rogue.
