First, don’t panic. Panic burns calories, but it won’t get you to work. Second, check if there are alternative routes. Maybe a train line is running, or a secondary bus route that wasn’t on strike—like that one weird bus that only goes to the zoo. Yes, the zoo. You might end up late, but at least you’ll learn something about giraffes.
Bus strikes begin in south and west London - BBC News
Third, embrace the chaos. Start a group chat with your coworkers: “Bus strike? Let’s carpool, but you’re paying for snacks.” Or better yet, walk. I know, I know—walking is for people who don’t own smartphones. But a 45-minute walk is surprisingly good for clearing the head. You’ll arrive sweaty, but you’ll have a story. “Oh, you’re late? I went full Jurassic Park today—had to cross three highways to catch a ride from a stranger named Gary.”
The real question: Will it end tomorrow?
Nobody knows. Strikes are like soap operas; they go on for weeks, then suddenly resolve in a press release no one reads. The best advice I can give? Assume nothing. Check your transit app every night like you’re stalking an ex. And if you see the words “negotiations have stalled,” just start planning your new life as a bike commuter. You’ll build leg muscles and resentment in equal measure.
In the meantime, I’ll be at the bus stop, coffee in hand, ready for anything. If you see me, wave. We’re in this together—strike or no strike. And if you hear someone whisper, “Is there a bus strike today?” just smile and say, “Only if we let them win.” Then immediately check Twitter. Because let’s face it, we both know you’re not walking six miles today.
