A plug-in solar panel is dumb fun. It’s not a solution to the climate crisis. It’s a little rebellion against your outlet.
You’ll save maybe fifty bucks a year. That’s a fancy dinner. Or a lot of avocados. But the feeling? Priceless.
You watch the sun hit the glass. You see a tiny light turn green. You have generated something from nothing. That’s magic you can buy on Amazon.
So go ahead. Buy one. Plug it in. Giggle. You are now a solar wizard. Wear the title proudly.