Look, the bag policy isn’t here to ruin your fun. It’s to keep everyone safe and speed up the line. Because nobody wants to wait in the cold while someone argues about their non-clear fanny pack.
You’ve got this. You’re a Hawkeye fan—you’ve survived fourth-quarter comebacks and questionable referee calls. You can handle a clear bag.
Now go. Pregame responsibly. Wave to the camera. And maybe leave the goat at home, okay? Go Hawks!