I think the ex-Olympian will win the whole thing. They have the discipline and the “I’ve been through worse” attitude. But don’t count out the soap star—they know how to play the audience like a fiddle.
The politician will quit early, citing “creative differences” or “a urgent appointment.” The influencer will last exactly one week before faking an injury. And the magician? He’ll disappear mid-show and reappear in the voting booth. Wouldn’t that be something?
Whatever happens, it’s going to be glorious chaos. Grab your snacks, cancel your plans, and prepare for the most ridiculous, wonderful, and utterly unhinged season yet. We’ll be talking about these arrivals for weeks—and honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way.
