The sticky note wall. Let’s talk about it. It’s covered from floor to ceiling. People write their phone numbers, bad puns, and confessions.
One note reads: “I ate my twin’s fries. Sorry, Karen.” Another says: “Dave the owner owes me $5.” There’s even a love letter to the jalapeño popper.
Reading it is better than any stand-up comedy show. You get a real slice of human insanity.
Why You Should Go Tonight
Look, you don’t need a reason. But here’s one: the drink specials are named after rejected boy band names. Ever had a “Mild Disaster on Ice”? You can say you did.
The staff wears t-shirts that say “I Survived New Tings.” It’s a badge of honor. A warning. A promise.
You will spill sauce on your shirt. You will laugh until your face hurts. And you will absolutely take a selfie with the Tiki statue in the corner. He’s wearing sunglasses. He’s judging you. Good.