Look, I’m not saying Forever Aloe Vera Gel will solve your life problems. It won’t pay your rent or fix your terrible taste in boyfriends. But it will moisturize your soul, soothe your digestion, and make your skin look like you’ve spent a week in a spa instead of a week binging Netflix on your couch.
Plus, it costs less than a fancy latte and lasts longer than a new year’s resolution. So go ahead, buy the giant bottle. Your gut will cheer, your face will glow, and the only side effect is that you’ll start texting your friends about a weird green gel with more benefits than a Swiss army knife. Cheers to that.
