Here’s the thing: Queen Victoria’s death wasn’t tragic. It was human. She lived with fierce love, crushing loss, and an iron will. And in the end, she went out after a meal she enjoyed, with her dog by her side, surrounded by family. That’s not a bad way to go, really.
So next time you feel guilty for having that extra slice of cake, remember Victoria. She earned it. She ruled through wars, famines, and fashion disasters (those bonnets, honestly). And if her final act was eating a hearty dinner and then gently slipping away, then maybe we should all be so lucky.
Rest in peace, Queen Vic. You had a very long run, and you left us a legacy of stiff upper lips, sprawling railways, and the world’s most famous love story—and a cautionary tale about over-indulging at the dinner table. Not bad for a little woman in black.