So, is there a London in America? Yes. Several. But they’re like knockoff designer handbags—they look kinda similar from a distance, but up close? No one’s fooled.
Still, next time someone says, “I’m going to London,” you can totally mess with them. Ask if they’re visiting the one with the royal guards or the one with the bait shop. Their confusion will be delicious.
And honestly? I’d take a bucket of chicken from London, Kentucky over a soggy London, England, sandwich any day. Don’t @ me. Cheers from across the pond, sort of. Or across the pond… minus the pond. You get it.