Look, I know I said “early June.” But what if it’s late May? What if they pull the rug out from under us?
Don’t panic. I’ll update you. We’ll figure it out together. That’s what friendship is for, right?
Until then, keep your sunglasses ready and your sarcasm sharper. The villa is calling. And we, my friend, are ready to answer. Ready to yell at the TV.
See you at the firepit. Save me a seat. And maybe a non-alcoholic beverage. You know, for the drama.
