To sum it up: No, Tottenham Court Road station does not have public toilets. If you’re planning a visit, prepare like a Boy Scout—go before you leave, or map out a nearby café in advance. I learned this the hard way, and I’m still emotionally scarred from that sprint. But hey, at least now you know, and I can laugh about it—though my bladder hasn’t quite forgiven me yet.
Next time you’re there, just remember: you’re not alone in this. We’re all just a bunch of humans, wandering a station that forgot to give us a place to pee. And if you see someone doing that desperate, side-to-side shuffle—offer them a knowing nod. They’ll understand. They always understand.
