Disabled parking on double yellows is like sneaking a snack into a movie theater. Technically allowed, but only if you’re quiet about it. And if you break the unwritten rules, you get caught. So next time you see a car on double yellows with a Blue Badge? Don’t get mad. Get curious. Because that driver just cracked a tiny, annoying, and brilliant code. And you? You’ve now got the secret handbook.
Now go forth and park wisely. Or just take the bus. It’s less confusing.