Here’s the tea: Croydon Council has dished out over £2 million in culture and leisure grants over the past few years. A chunk went to Vue for “digital upgrades”—which is bureaucratic-speak for “we bought new projectors so you can see Ryan Gosling’s shirt in 4K.” Worth every penny, I say.
But let’s not kid ourselves—the real grant success story is the carpet. You know the one. It’s that wild pattern of stars and swirls that looks like a fever dream from a 1990s arcade. Some say it was designed by a committee of local artists on a budget of three pints and a packet of crisps. “Make it… modern? But also cheap? And try to hide the ketchup stains.”
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Ready? Vue Croydon used to be an ABC cinema in the 1930s, and before that, a roller-skating rink. That’s right—you’re watching Dune in a space where people once wiped out to the sound of a pipe organ. The grants recently funded a retro-themed poster display in the lobby, featuring original 1970s movie posters. It’s the closest you’ll get to a museum in Croydon without paying for a ticket.
Also, fun fact: the theatre’s seating capacity is exactly 1,832. Why? No one knows. It’s like the number was chosen by a very specific committee meeting at 3 PM on a Tuesday. “One thousand, eight hundred and thirty-two. Perfect. Now, let’s talk about the wi-fi.”
Vue Croydon Grants in Croydon, GB - Cinema Treasures
