Double red lines are the bully of the road. They don’t care about your feelings, your brief errand, or your “emergency” need for a coffee. They exist to keep traffic moving and save lives—mostly by making you slightly angrier. So next time you see that crimson pair, just imagine a deep voice saying: “Keep driving, buddy. I’m watching you.”
And if you’re ever tempted to park on one, remember this: Gary the enforcement officer is always, always nearby. He lives for this. Now go find a legal spot, and may the parking gods be ever in your favor.
