Rumor has it the house comes with a swimming pool and a jacuzzi, but those are modern additions. The rest is pure, rustic charm—which is code for “drafty windows and weird smells from the cellar.”
And the name? Marsh Farm sounds like a location from a horror movie where the locals don’t trust outsiders. But for Andrew, it’s probably the most low-key address he’s ever had. I can just see the postman now, squinting at the mail: “Is this for the Duke or for Farmer Bob?”
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The Neighbors’ Reactions
The local villagers in Sandringham are reportedly thrilled. They get to wave at a royal while buying potatoes at the farm shop. One farmer told a tabloid, “He’s welcome as long as he doesn’t try to help with the sheep shearing.” Wise words.
There’s also the small matter of the 2.5-acre garden. That’s a lot of lawn to maintain. You’d better believe Andrew is going to become an expert on lawn fertilizers. If you see him at a garden center arguing over the price of mulch, do not take a picture—he’ll probably charge you for it.