If the thought of losing an hour makes you sweaty, relax. We get it back. The clocks go back on the last Sunday of October. That’s our reward for surviving summer.
In 2026, that’s October 26th. You get an extra hour in bed. It’s wonderful. It’s like the universe gives you a hug.
But for now? Focus on March 30th. Set your alarm a bit earlier on Saturday if you’re nervous. Or just accept that your Sunday will be a blur of confusion and strong coffee.
So, to recap: last Sunday of March, 1 AM becomes 2 AM. Spring forward. Lose an hour. Gain a longer evening. Repeat every year until the government gets bored and changes the rules. Which they won’t.
Now, go find your manual clock. You know, the one in the kitchen that your grandmother gave you. It’s about to lie to you. But that’s okay. You’re in on the secret now.
Enjoy the extra light. And for heaven’s sake, don’t blame the bees. They don’t care what time it is.
