Their primary London pad is a whopping townhouse in Holland Park. It’s less a “home” and more like a diplomatic compound for the globally famous. You know how your living room has a “TV corner”? Theirs probably has a “museum wing.”
This place cost them around £31 million. To put that in perspective, that’s fourteen thousand cups of takeaway coffee every single day for an entire year. I’d need a separate mortgage just for the coffee.
The house is a Grade II listed Victorian beauty, which means they can’t even change the lightbulbs without a stern letter from the council. You try arguing with David Beckham about heritage regulations—I’d pay to see that.
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They reportedly have a spa with a pool, a bespoke gym, and a cinema room. My “cinema room” is just a sofa I sit on while eating a bowl of pasta, hoping the kids don’t interrupt. Theirs probably has velvet seats and a popcorn machine that doesn’t jam.
There’s also a massive garden, which in London is like owning a small country. In my part of town, a “garden” is a pot plant on a windowsill that gets stolen by a seagull. Their garden probably hosts private football matches and tennis tournaments.
The home office is rumored to look like a bank vault. I imagine David sits there signing piles of contracts, while Victoria glides in to ask if he’s seen her new Birkin bag. It’s a different species of existence.
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