So, will we ever get the true answer? Probably not. Noel will never explain. He’ll just smirk in an interview. "None of your business," he’ll say.
And that’s the beauty of it. The mystery keeps the story alive. It keeps Ricky’s name in the headlines. It’s the perfect send-off.
Next time you see a Gallagher brother, ask him. He’ll give you a look. A look that says "mind your own." And you’ll laugh. Because that was exactly what Ricky would have wanted.
Noel, wherever you are. I hope you’re raising a glass. And I hope you know you just gave us the best conspiracy theory of the year. Cheers, mate.