To travel London on the cheap, embrace the slow lane. Walk, bus, and bike like a local who’s lost their debit card. You’ll see more, spend less, and have stories about that time a pigeon stole your sandwich on the number 73 bus. The Tube is for the desperate and the lazy. You, my friend, are a budget explorer with a mission: conquer London for the price of a kebab.
Now go forth, tap your contactless card carefully, and remember: every step you don’t pay for is a step towards another pint. Cheers.