But here’s the funny thing: this wind also clears the air. After a day of chaos, the sky looks crisp and sharp. You get that feeling that the world was shaken up like a snow globe, and now it’s settling into something new.
Plus, it gives you the perfect excuse to stay inside. You can curl up with a blanket, clutch a hot drink, and smugly watch the trees do the Twist outside your window.
So, until February 5th, brace for impact. Secure your wig, hold onto your grocery bags, and don’t make eye contact with any loose trampolines. They have a mind of their own now. Stay safe, stay silly, and for goodness’ sake, tie down your bins.
