So what does Royal Mail do with Santa letters? They treat them like gold. They are the most important letters of the year. More important than bills. More important than jury duty notices.
They are read, answered, and returned with love. And a little bit of bureaucratic efficiency. It’s a weird mix of corporate logistics and childhood wonder.
So next time your kid shoves a glitter bomb into a postbox, just know it’s safe. Somewhere in a sorting office, a person in a Santa hat is smiling. And maybe, just maybe, they’ll write back. Even if you asked for socks.