If you’re a man and you take cystitis relief, you’ll survive. But you’ll also endure: neon-orange urine, invisible bladder sensations, a mild existential crisis, and possibly a stained toilet. You’ll learn more about your urinary tract than you ever wanted, and you’ll gain a deep respect for women who deal with this on a regular basis.
The takeaway? Don’t self-diagnose. If you’re burning downstairs, see a doctor. They have tests that don’t turn your pee into a Halloween prop. And if you absolutely must take that cystitis relief? Drink a gallon of water, wear dark pants, and warn your roommates. Trust me. They’ll thank you later.