It depends where you live, because the dental fairy isn’t global. In the UK, the NHS offers free or heavily subsidized dental care once you’re over 60, if you’re on certain benefits. In Australia, the Seniors Dental Benefits Scheme can hand you up to $1,000 a pop for check-ups and cleanings. Even parts of Canada and New Zealand have programs that make your wallet weep less.
But don’t just show up at a dentist’s office waving your bus pass and expect a free gold crown. You usually need a Seniors Card or proof of low income. It’s like a secret handshake, but with more paperwork. Pro tip: Google your local “dental health program for seniors” before you start flossing with hundred-dollar bills.