The museum isn’t just a building—it’s the world’s most chaotic open-plan office. Imagine your coworker suddenly turning into a capuchin monkey who steals your keys, or a Neanderthal who keeps trying to “borrow” your lunch.
My favorite part? The dioramas. You’ve got Owen Wilson as a tiny Roman soldier, Jedediah, and Steve Coogan as a grumpy Octavius. They’re like that one pair of buddies at work who argue over the thermostat but would totally have your back in a knife fight.
Dexter the Monkey: Your Inner Chaos Agent
Every office has a Dexter—a little fuzzball who loves pressing buttons just to see what happens. Only here, he’s a capuchin monkey who can pick locks and steal keys. You know that coworker who “borrows” your stapler and then hides it in the break room? That’s Dexter’s energy, but with better parkour.
I’ve definitely had mornings where I felt like Larry, chasing a monkey at 2 AM while muttering, “I knew I should’ve just called in sick.” It’s the universal struggle of dealing with chaos that should be impossible, yet somehow feels routine.
