If you ever find yourself in this situation, remember two things. First, don’t panic. Panic is contagious, and your partner needs you to be a rock. Second, always have a backup plan for your backup plan. Maybe take a $50 online birth course. You know, just in case your medical professional nopes out.
And if you do catch your own baby? You get bragging rights for life. Matt now doesn’t pay for beer. Ever. His friends buy it for him just so they can hear him tell the story.
Also, be nice to midwives. Most of them are amazing. But the one you hire? Maybe ask her what her plan is if she suddenly gets the urge to flee. Just a thought.
Final Thoughts: The Hero We All Need
So that’s the tale of Matt, the accidental delivery man. He went from “I guess I’ll hold her hand” to “I just caught a human with my bare hands.” It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s a little bit terrifying. Just like life itself, really.
Next time you feel overwhelmed, just think of Matt. If he can deliver a baby while a professional runs away screaming, you can probably handle that mildly awkward phone call with your boss. You’ve got this. And if you don’t? Just call Matt. He’s probably free. He’s still milking (pun intended) the baby delivery story.
