So, you’re asking the million-dollar question: What time is Keir Starmer addressing the nation today? The short answer? Nobody really knows. Not you, not me, and probably not even the poor intern who has to update the Number 10 website every fifteen minutes.
We’re currently stuck in what I call the “Suspense Spiral.” It’s that moment when the news ticker says “PM to make statement,” but the clock keeps ticking like a slow-motion horror movie.
The “Soon” Trap
You hear the word “soon” from political correspondents. “The speech is coming soon.” Let’s be honest, “soon” in Westminster logic means “sometime between your coffee going cold and the heat death of the universe.”
If you check the BBC ticker right now, it probably says “Pending.” Pending what? Pending a sign from the heavens? Pending a final approval from the ghost of Clement Attlee? It’s a black hole, I tell you.
